Welcome to Happy Hookers Detroit!

Happy Hookers Detroit has upgraded to creating custom wearable knits to keep you warm and fashionable this winter! We have invested in a knitting loom capable of making customized clothing to fit your personal style, keep you warm and most of all fit you perfectly! Everything is handmade and one of a kind! You choose the colors and we knit you the most comfortable thing you have ever worn! Check out the items for sale below on Squareup.com or fill out the order form at the bottom of the page for a custom order. Gift Certificates now available!

Purchase now on the Square Up Market or Etsy. Click the pictures below for more styles and colors!


  • Green Armies


  • Scoodie

Leg Warmers

  • Scoodie

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